I must be too annoying 4 u.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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