I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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