I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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