So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
