Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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