There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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