Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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