so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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