Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize