Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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