what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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