I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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