You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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