So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have aggressive nipples.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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