I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my being single is dangerous.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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