is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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