So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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