you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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