he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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