i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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