i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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