if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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