sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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