So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I have tasted many bathrooms
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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