I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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