i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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