Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Two words: nipple clamps
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