I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
