its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
As shirtless as possible
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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