but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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