I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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