Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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