What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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