"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
