you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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