But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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