So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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