and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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