i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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