the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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