You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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