My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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