i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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