if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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