big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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