hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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