I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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