Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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