I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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