my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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