He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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