he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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