just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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