are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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