So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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