Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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