Dual....:-)
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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