All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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